If a Sabahan Ruled the Country

1. Drinking alcohol for no apparent reason constitutes as a public holiday, hence 'Kaamatan' can be observed as year long festival
   
2. "Rampas" instead of "Ragut" would be new national crime phenomena
3. A 2% speech royalty is imposed to any non-Sabahan speaking Sabahan in public
   
4. There is no longer a problem of illegal immigrants in Sabah however, the number of fake Mykads has risen to a critical level.
5. Development projects has been successfully implemented however the shoddy works done has left many questioning the way the contract was awarded
6. A large portion of the federal budget has been allocated to the state, however a very large portion of that budget spent has been 'unaccounted' for
7. "Borneonisation" of the federal government will only mean more people with very peculiar sounding last names in it
   
8. All federal logos will fashion the Mt. Kinabalu (in silhouette) emblem.
9. Constant power failures still defies the laws of physics
10. "Aramaitee" is acknowledge as a "generally acceptable" expression used in everyday Bahasa Malaysia.