Happy Harvest Festival

Harvest Festival (or locally known as Kaamatan)is this coming weekend in Sabah. It's all the more reason to party and booze your worries away. Think twice before you decide to swoosh down on your favorite keg of ale or you might end up like the person in one the following photos:

Have a safe and happy Kaamatan!

Under Maintenance Until Further Notice

This blog of mine has been acting strange. Things are not showing up for no reason.

It's rolling out fresh from the dealer to my abode today. There'll be lots of tinkering, ogling, and any other 'ings' you can think of tonight.

Here are some specs. to keep you satiated.

To add more zing to your driving experience, consider this. The tuning boxes from Vector Tuning comes shipped to you (in East Malaysia) at RM 1750.00. It's pretty much DIY and only works on common rail diesel engines. For more write-up on the 'tune-up' read more here. It's next on my shop list.

Zebra Puzzle

1. There are five houses.
2. The Englishman lives in the red house.
3. The Spaniard owns the dog.
4. Coffee is drunk in the green house.
5. The Ukrainian drinks tea.
6. The green house is immediately to the right of the ivory house.
7. The Old Gold smoker owns snails.
8. Kools are smoked in the yellow house.
9. Milk is drunk in the middle house.
10. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
11. The man who smokes Chesterfields lives in the house next to the man with the fox.
12. Kools are smoked in the house next to the house where the horse is kept.
13. The Lucky Strike smoker drinks orange juice.
14. The Japanese smokes Parliaments.
15. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.

Now, who drinks water? Who owns the zebra?

Click here for a solution.

My Kid's a Champion

Here she is holding her gold medal she received participating in a Family & Games Day at her kindergarten held last Saturday.

I've never seen her so proud brandishing her medal. She also received another trophy for the Mom & Child event.

We didn't get anything for the Dad & Child event, we got ripped (It's a long story).

Next year we plan on winning more trophies.

We've got a whole year to train. They will have to have another medal for The Most Medal & Trophies Won!

Here's her li'l sister, Tasha doing a victory dance (Eat your heart out Jojo!).

Something to Cheer You Up Today

Have a good week ahead!

You'll Never Believe This One

This is an X-ray of a can of hairspray lodged up a woman's rectum. This is no small bottle of deodorant either. How the can of hairspray got up this poor woman's rear will definitely go down in the deep annals of medical mysteries.

Just When You Thought That Was Strange:

Fish found in boy's Penis

Hang in there Ms. Piggy. I hope they find an end to this outbreak soon.

Also:

Swine Flu Conspiracy Theories

Wiki Wednesday

Onwards with my quest to fill my daily blog posts with a particular theme rather than some random madness (I've decided to stick with organized chaos). I've decided to theme my Wednesdays as 'Wiki Wednesdays'. A random Wiki article every week so that you won't run out of conversational pieces. At least there's something educational every time you reach and read this humble blog of mine. So here's today's random Wiki article, "The Bristol Stool Chart."



According to the article, you would want to find yourself in the Type3-5 of the chart, anything else proves that there's something medically wrong with you. Bear this chart in mind the next time nature comes a calling. Although the article never quite entirely explains how your stool should end up in Type 3-5 of the chart. I do think it has got to do with the daily recommended fiber intake. Please refer to the Food Pyramid for the recommended daily fiber intake.

One of the most creepiest ads I've seen in awhile.