Ok, Friday will be aptly themed Freaky Friday. Anything from the bizarre to the spot on weird will be showcased on this day. I just wanted to stick to the main title to this blog and not to deviate too much on the dark side on the other days. I just might scare myself silly. See, I'm on a roll.
Have you ever had an evil plan but never actually thought about completing it? Perhaps you're not quite sure of how to formulate it into a successful proposal. Well, let me be the harbinger of my evil scheme:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, horrified by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the white house. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your doomsday device, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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